Monday, October 29, 2007

BLEED.

I accidentally cut my middle finger with a pen knife today.
How smart am I!
But I'm a good teammate okay!
Even though I'm injured,
I didn't abandon Momo Chen and continued to help out!
=D




I have to compliment Momo too if not I'll get slaughter.

YOU'RE A GOOD TEAMMATE!
YOU'RE A GOOD TEAMMATE!
YOU'RE A GOOD TEAMMATE!





Our ship looks like shit, I know.
But I'm bettin' y'all 10 bucks that
we'll be the last to sink! =D

Practical was fun as heck,
we made it enjoyable ourselves. =D





We made FULL USE of the remaining styrofoam LOL.
Cutting out all sorts of handsigns.
And you got some weirdo trying to do Karate too.




Fish&Chips never taste bettah!




Well, he's THE MAN once again! =D

tags
Yan Hui : That exciting match ended that terrible week on a bright note. =D
Yuting : 84 more days!
Farrhan : Ha! What a coincidence.
Cindy : YAHYAHYAH. It's a great & deep song & I love the lyrics.


Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Everything is boring!

School is boring shit.

Engineering Math
The lecturer speaks so monotonic!
And he's always showing all these
motivation posters/cartoons,
like anyone really cares.

Engineering Mechanics
Just when I thought I've finally gotten rid of Physics.
(rolls eyes)

IS modules
BORING
BORING
BORING.

Computer Programming
Okay this module isn't that bad after all.
The lecturer's metaphors also cracks me up.
What frying, cooking blahblah LOL.

Naval Architecture
At least learning about ships is interesting.
The best part = I get to play Mahjong during lectures HAHAH!



11 TAI!
Damn if only it's real life,
I'll be rich for the following week!

And when everything is boring,
you do hilarious stunts to
amuse yourself
and people around you!


01. Pinning nametags on
people's back for no reason!




02. Snappin' a shot of your reflection
on your dirty laptop screen!




03. You hold up peace signs while taking a nap!




04. You crash a surprise b-day plan! =P
(should've told everyone about the plan hahah!)




05. You embarass yourself by singing
some lameass camp songs
and perform retarded actions!




06. You eyepower your friend
as if you've found your true love!




Again, I stress, SCHOOL IS BORING!
IS module tomorrow 3-5pm.
It takes me 45 mins to travel to school
and I'm only spending less than
2 pathetic hours in school.
And then another 45 mins back.
(dies)




On the other hand,
the baby of the team, Theo Walcott,
produced a brilliant performance yesterdayyy!
I have rocket-high hopes for this young lad
so he better keep it up!
Show them what you're make of Theo!

Lastly, please keep Yuting & her butt in your prayers.
GET WELL SOON! LOL =)

Monday, October 15, 2007

Rollercoaster week!

Last week of holiday sure was interesting for me!
Here's why.



MONDAY
Mood : BORED

Okay, nothing much on the first day.
I was suffering from Monday blues. =)




TUESDAY
Mood : BRIGHT! =D

I bleached my hair! =D
Buh-bye black =(



I'm all brown now! =D

Here's me looking like an alien
while doing the bleaching, ha!






WEDNESDAY
Mood : SHOCKED!



Watched 'C+ Detective'
starring the charming (despite the Ah Pek's outfits) Aaron Kwok.
And fucking heck, I wasn't expecting it to be a horror movie!
I thought it was going to be those cliche police-catch-thief drama.
And I got shocked quite a number of times hehee.
One of the best movies I've watched this year,
it's A+.

Joshua achieved quite an accomplishment!
He ordered 8 cha sobas and finished them all.
Umm hello who actually goes to Sakae buffet
and stuffs themselves with cha sobas?!
Josh, you're one of a kind! =)



Those weird Tellytubbies bowls that cha sobas come in.



THURSDAY
Mood : PISSED OFF.

Was supposed to go gymming with Ron & Leon,
but it was closed & moved to the newly renovated swimming pool!
YEAH the pool is finally reopening tomorrow!

So we went to have brunch & 'took kiu'.




Then I met up with my Dad,
quarrelled with him because he had a bad day
and needed someone to vent on,
and I'm not the type you can climb onto my head easily.
=\



FRIDAY
Mood : ALL SMILES. =)

NEW CLOTHES FOR MY WADEROBE!
Well, 3 teeshirts. =)
Courtesy of my Dad.
He called me up and apologised,
and I was like 'WHAT! DID YOU JUST SAY SORRY?'.
LOL! And if you're thinking that I'm a spoilt bastard, I'm not.
My Dad was really having a bad day
and he snapped at me for no reason!
I wasn't expecting him to apologise
and there isn't a need to.




SATURDAY
Mood : SO-SO. =

I (window)-shopped on my own, aiming to get a pair of pants.
CWP is cheap la, they seriously need to replace boutiques
like 77th Street with Topshop.
Then I noticed Giordano had a makeover,
so I went in and their clothes are
pretty much expensive & ugly.

In the end, I bought nothing
and went home to catch England vs. Estonia.
England = SHIT.
But Gareth Barry is da man!
Lampard who?



SUNDAY
Mood : HYSTERICAL

Went to SGH and visited this distant relative of mine.
I don't even know she existed until today!
My Mom said she's dying,
so we met up with my lovely Kao Fu Zai & his wife,
my fun-loving Grandma & my sistah!
To visit this person I've never met before.




So this lady who's supposedly dying,
she's my Grandpa's brother's wife,
so my Mom is her niece.
Confusing I know,
I needed like 3 minutes to make it out HAHA.

It was pretty depressing, her legs & hands were swollen.
She couldn't talk or open her eyes,
and has been bed-ridden for the last few years.
Then a few people came to visit her
and they're my relatives which I've never seen before.
Pretty amazing I must say!
They are nice people though!

Then dinnertime with lots of jokes!
I laughed so harddd, it's not even funny! =P
It was quite a big change of atmosphere,
from the hospital to all these laughters.
I love Sundays, the day where we meet together (well, part of the fam.)
and well, always laughing together!
And my Grandma's always the subject of jokes. =)
She's cute la!



Me & Sistah Pepsi-cola! =)

School's starting tomorrow
and I don't know what to expect.
After 7 weeks of slacking, well I'm not ready to return! =)
Oh and if people tell me that I look like Chao Ah Beng,
(which I already got some feedbacks on that),
I will fucking be one and punch you and break your nose! =D!!!

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

DOGS =D!

I LOVE DOGSSS.
I want to owe one,
but I'm irresponsible so blah LOL.

Ever since my uncle & my brother started petting dogs,
I've grown to looove them.



Mimi, jackrussel terrier.
She's damn superactive, but adorableee like heck.
Her boyfriend is my uncle's golden retriever, Scooby.
Totally odd match because Scooby is HUGE and Mimi is tiny.
They actually tried to mate before
but because Mimi is too small,
Scooby can't 'ride' on her LOL.

My auntie told me that
Malay people aren't really fond of dogs,
which is shocking to me. =O
Dogs are friendly & loyal,
so I really don't think why anyone would dislike them. =D
But everyone has their own beliefs & religion,
so yeah respect's the word.

Before you ask me why Mimi is locked in a cage, nope she's not.
She's fenced in the kitchen,
because of some kuku fat girlfriend
who's afraid of dogs.
(rolls eyes)
WTF dogs won't kill!
Mimi was shrieking and all upset,
wanting to get out and play with us. =(
Sad can! Dogs are almost human-like,
why are you afraid of them?! Dumb!

Someday, someday. I'll get a dog.

Eating ice-cream has never been Dirtier.

WARNING : This entry is going to be DIRTY.
And I mean it.
So if you're below 18,
or you're easily offended,
please click the X button.



















































I KNEW IT.
I know you'll continue reading it, dirty h0! =P

I have to give it to MOT2.
A simple and innocent ice-cream eating session
actually turned out to be some dirty talk about blowjobs.

(dead) LOL!


Let's push the blame!
Who started it first?
Or rather,
who inspired us to get down and dirty?



Yep this disgusting rabbit!

This gross rabbit was licking his ice-cream so happily away,
like he was (cough).
I really can't describe in words
how he licked his goddamn ice-cream,
but it's most definately chop 100% disgusting.
The way he worked his tongue on the ice-cream
and at the same time smiling,
(dead) LOL.
It's almost pornographic!
Don't imagine that scene for your own's sake.

Next up, Weijun, who was inspired by that rabbit,
had to 'mould' his ice-cream into the shape of a penis.
You could tell he's so goddamn experienced the way he chokes on it.
EEEE!

I'M NOT LYING.
Those two perv-minded did it!
All I said above is 300% true & honest.
The restof us just went along,
talked & laughed about it.
We're so pure & clean! =D
If you're gross out by what I've wrote,
I'VE WARNED YOU ALREADY OKAY!

To purify this entry,
I'mma post some pictures. =)



Apparently me & Lileng aren't that excited
to take a picture with IC-Choker. =P



Han looks pregnant.



I'm sure y'all are familiar with this poster.
Now how about MOT2's version?



Budi looks absolutely in love!
But how does Gah feels about this?



Gah : ?!

LOL