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I love hangin' out with my buddies hahah.
I mean we talked so much crap and laughed SO HARD for almost 2 hours!
Surely that has to be a record? =D

NEW DUMB NAMES for my buddies!

Desmond Kuku Bird Loo Yan Hui
Frankie Elizabird Lee Gah Yong
Kimiko Minato Chen Yuting
Kelyn Kallang Wave Ngui Ling Hui
Petrina Zoe Sun Wu Kong Ng Shi Hui

Combine Yan Hui & Frankie together, they are known as BIRD BIRD. ROFL
I shall not post mine, because I HATE IT! hahah!





Kimiko the HAIR FLATTENER!
'Cos she's damn good at flattening my spike! Boooo. ='(((





Petrina is actually quite convincing as a rocker here. hahah!
But your sunwukong pose > rocker pose!

I think I have the same monkey face in both photos. Interesting!


Anyways, I really want to post this VERY FUNNY chat with one of my friend.
I shall not reveal his name 'cos it's mean shit and he might get hack if
I reveal his identity LOL.

The chat is about me showing him this profile of a very unsexy girl
who thinks she's totally hotness, but NO! Think of this scenario - Ugly Betty thinks she's hotter than Heidi Klum and post pictures, boasting about how hot she is. If you have the chance to come across her profile or even in real life, she's the total opposite!

WARNING
IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED, DON'T READ THIS!
It's really mean. It's mean shit! But still hilarious if you have a LARGE sense of humour.

(edited version to protect my friend & the, 'hot' chick)


FRIEND says:
load very long leh
- seth beerhouse ; eat this up. says:
if not nvm. dont scare yourself
FRIEND says:
hahahaha
FRIEND says:
really so scaary?

FRIEND says:
wwk she so ugly
HAHAHAHHA
- seth beerhouse ; eat this up. says:
SHE IS NOT PRETTY
FRIEND says:
omg
FRIEND says:
wad the fuck
- seth beerhouse ; eat this up. says:
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
- seth beerhouse ; eat this up. says:
she is gross lo
FRIEND says:
hahaha
FRIEND says:
super ugly
FRIEND says:
she serioiusly damn damn ugly
- seth beerhouse ; eat this up. says:
LOL
FRIEND says:
like kena bang 50 million times by lorry
FRIEND says:
i show my sis she laugh till siao haha
- seth beerhouse ; eat this up. says:
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
FRIEND says:
serious lo
FRIEND says:
i tink the lorry bang frm the back den her teeth poking out
if u dunnoe her would u look at her
FRIEND says:
i would leh
FRIEND says:
i would wa piang she very poor thing
FRIEND says:
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- seth beerhouse ; eat this up. says:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


TOLD CHA IT WAS MEAN!
Really, we are not shallow people.
It's that chick who's like, shallow?
I can tell you a lot more about her and you'll agree with what I say.
So if you want to find out more, do MSN me. I'll gladly tell you everything.
I edited the chat SO MUCH it does not depicts the whole picture correctly.

I mean seriously, I don't think I'm good-looking,
I don't go post my pictures and blog about DANG LOOK THIS DUDE
IS HOTTER THAN BRAD PITT! IT'S FUCKING ME HEY!
It's called knowing one's limits eh?
Maybe if I have the looks, I'll go screaming 'I'M HOT SHIT' in school tomorrow.
But that chick, she's like I'M SEXY and she's not. =\

So... don't hate me, I only laughed like mad! =D
And laughed like an idiot again when I was on the way to school today.
DON'T COME AND KILL ME, KILL MY FRIEND!