stupid chain message

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PET! =D







Okay maybe it's really tough being a friend of mine, but I really HATE,
and yes HATE,
I stress - HATE!
HATE HATE HATE.
not dislike, HATE!

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HATE my friends who put me aeroplanes,
and especially at the very last minute.
Don't agree to meet me up if you're unsure
of any other appointments you have the next day.
Even if your family ask you out after I asked you,
I FUCKING ASKED YOU OUT FIRST SO FUCKING COME MEET ME.
Maybe you're family-orientated or shit,
but the thing is, we agreed to meet first!

Unless it's so important, something so urgent
like your close kin is dying,
umm yeah don't fucking meet me.
Go see your kin for the last time.
If not, you don't fucking
put me fucking aeroplane if not
YOU FUCKING WILL FUCKING GET IT FROM ME.
I FUCKING SWEAR.

I am pretty sure no one would want to be snub from
their date/appointments,
especially if it's their really close friend.

So decide now, whether you fucking want to be my friend or not.
Or simply, don't put me aeroplanes.
Simple enough to comprehend?

Another thing I want to mention,
I received this SMS about Mothers' Day
and if I don't forward it to 10 people,
MY MOTHER WILL BE CURSED FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS!

SO YOU WANT TO SEE MY MOTHER CURSED IS IT?
I HOPE YOUR MOTHER GET CURSED TOO THEN!

I'm telling anybody now who's thinking about
sending anyone chain messages next time,
grow the fucking up!
All these chain messages are bullshit and so immature.
So you really think there's a curse implanted in the damn message?
Well, your brain is fucked up then.

I can create a message now
and claim it's cursed too!
It's so stupid.


hello my bestest friend,
your birthday is coming and i wish you the very
bestest birthday ever.
BUT this message is cursed! You have to send this
happy birthday message to 10 people IMMEDIATELY
if not your kuku bird or your pussy will be SMELLY SMELLY FOREVER!
SEND NOW! If not you will have chao bird bird & chao bye bye!


(rolls eyes)
CHAIN MESSAGES ARE RETARDED
and if you actually believe it,
congratulations! you are certainly not very clever!

So the next time someone send me a chain letter/message,
I will not hesitate to delete it and reply that fucktard
something so rude so his stupid mind can get brighter.