I hope the government tears down that shitty hell!
It breeds mosquitoes and visiting it will only gets you DENGUE FEVER
The place has no maintenance at all!
It's dirty, filthy, itchy,
scratchy, heaty, warmy,
sweaty, dusty & SCARY
The statues were actually real humans.
Real humans were captured and brought to HPV.
They were WAXED ALIVE and made into statues.
YES you were looking at real dead people
when you visited HPV when you were young.
REAL HUMANS WAXED! I am not bullshitting,
IT'S REAL.
When you look deep into the eyes of those statues, you will know.
And I know one of the methods they used to capture innocent humans.
There's this mirror at the 10 Courts Of Hell exhibit,
and I went to forward to check it out alone.
At first, I see my reflection and I'm like 'DANG I look good'
Next minute, THIS SCARY SHIT MONSTER HEAD STATUE
APPEAR IN FRONT OF THE FUCKIN MIRROR!!!!!!
I don't know how BUT IT'S REALLY SCARY,
SCARIER THAN YOUR PATRICIA MOK'S FACE!!!
I screamed FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK and ran out of that HELL!
And my mates were stunned.
IT'S SO SCARY but I didn't pee my pants.
I just crapped on my underwear.
In the past, many humans were so frightened
they fainted after they visited this mirror.
Then workers of HPV will capture them and prepare them for WAXING!
When they woke up, THEY WERE WAXED BY THE WORKERS!
Not wax the pubic hair, not brazillian wax and NOT EAR WAX!
IT'S HOT HOT WAX, melted wax! RAW SKIN WAXED!
Luckily, I didn't faint, if not you'll see me standing next to Sun Wu Kong.
The following pictures were taken before
I got scared by that DUMB HEAD & MIRROR
I refused to post the ones taken after that because as you can see
I AM WEARING WHITE BERMUDAS and I CRAPPED SO...
I don't know why I'm not looking at the camera.
KE has a moment of constipation
DE is trying to show us what he can do with his tongue
PE looks super Ahlian
GY looks super idiotic
THE BUDDHA HAS HUGE TITS AND I WANT TO GRAB 'EM
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Sumo wrestler has smaller tits
BUT I'LL STILL LICK 'EM!
MORE TONGUE ACTION, TAKE THAT DE!
PE is kiapping her legs because she wants to pee.
Other 3 are acting cute.
I'm acting fierce.
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Tiger : darnnn she farted on me =(
SE : ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (licks on one)
PE : WTF? they store frozen wax penises here!
KE : WAH ICE CREAM!
GY : WOW 10 INCHES LONG ICE CREAM! SO BIG!! LOOK SO NICE
DE : (putting his superb tongue skills to work)
SE : (after being cheated once) Uhhh... you guys sure that's ICE CREAM?
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