SHE IS OFFICIALLY BACK
HENCE, THIS ULTRAPOST IS DEDICATED TO HER
Oh Defoe just scored the 4th goal for England
MEH IT'S ONLY AGAINST KAZAHKSTAN. (Borat will be mad!)
England are still shit as we all know
Alright, GET READY FOR A VERY LONG POST OKAY!
Okay, so 2 weeks ago, I met up with
Leon, Mabel, Boon & Xavier for a movie
and we watched this piece of shit titled 'Big Stan'
I don't know. It's funny at some parts but most
of it are pretty lame. Rob Schneider is just gross.
Oh and I fell asleep because I was so tired!
We went for dinner together with Sze Hui & Zharif
and checked out the hookers at Orchard Towers. EXCITING!
YES they are hot! Indonesians I think!
The hookers wore really ridiculous getai dresses and
their titties were on the verge of falling out.
In short, they are SLUTTY!
When angmohs walked towards their direction,
the hookers will put on their sluttiest smile
and give the angmohs eye contact.
Some even shake their titties at them bwahahah.
Their targets are strictly angmohs,
and the two successful deals I saw involved
really FAT (and really fat!) angmohs!
ROFL those hookers are so desperate
they don't mind fats slapping over their bods.
And that's the only thing they will feel during their sex,
because they can't feel small dicks. (fat people have small weiners I assume)
Okay so I want to praise my friends for being innovative.
While we were waiting at a cafe for our movie at 5,
this is what they do to kill time.
THEY PLAY WITH FIRE!!! CREATIVE RIGHT
MAJOR LOL. They were doing some fire tricks
with a lighter and mostly failed hahah.
So they started burnin' Ah Ber's hair
and it's the only thing that succeed!
Superbbbbb! And it started to stink!!!
On Wednesday, I met up with Vanvan & Sui Siong
and we watched something that is NOT SHIT
AND IS TRULY HILARIOUS!
It's HOUSE BUNNY! =DDDDD
I love Anna Faris and she's my favorite comedienne! (besides Tina Fey)
Katharine McPhee was HILARIOUS inside, especially when she
sang Like A Virgin (Loser)! And my new redhead love, Emma Stone =))))
Van & Sui Siong, I hardly knew them for 3 months
but I clicked with them SO WELL. I don't know why!
And I am so glad they are so sporting and didn't put
me aeroplanes (cough). Okay I'll just ignore the pilots
but serious big props to Vanvan & SS man!
POOL. I was OWNED HARD by Sui Siong. HE IS THE PRO OKAY
And not just that, I lost to Van boooooo.
Okay whatever, I'm so used to losing pool games anyways hahah.
Beach on Tuesday... but
I don't have any pics of us at the beach LOL!
Here's what I have!
I LOVE THE FIRST PIC!
I feel very Indiana Jones trying to get out of the spider web LOL
Second pic, some witch with Frankenstein and my sexy wig!
Third one, the same witch with Ghostface and my best impression of Ghostface
Fourth one, I'm interviewing WJ about his well, rumours. It seems that
he have so many of them either created by YH or himself hahah.
OH THERE'S A PIC OF ME AT SENTOSA
ON THE TRAM. wahahah and looking dumbshit
And yes I starting to think I'm becoming stupid.
I took the wrong train and only realized it
at Boon Keng station. LIKE WTF (rolls eyes at myself)
Finally, attachment pictures.
I only have a few but don't care la.
And it's the nicest ones too!
First one's with my favourite mentor, Patrick =D
Next two are with Siong Peng, Danny, Sui Siong & Van.
Lemme comment about these 4, since I spent most amount
of time with them during attachment.
Siong Peng is super nice and likes to crash my Daytona UGH >=(
Danny... let's just say that I enjoyed our petty squabble hahah! =D
Vanessa & SS, search my comments somewhere in the post hahah.
OH AND VAN LIKES TO CRASH MY DAYTONA TOO.
We should ban all people who likes to crash their cars into
other peoples from all driving simulator games! bwahahahah
Finalfinally, I met up with Yuting
whom I haven't seen in ages and Pet on Thursday.
We caught 'Hua Pi' starring a lot of cheena people.
Oh and Petrina is LAME OKAY. She couldn't decide between 'Hua Pi'
and 'House Bunny', so she turned on her iTouch and let it decide of her.
There's this application similar to 8 ball, and when you ask a question,
it will answer YES OR NO. So that's how she decided.
'DO YOU WANT TO WATCH HUA PI?' (to itouch of course)
(screen reveals...) 'YES!'
(rolls a zillion eyes)
ZHAOWEI IS FANTASTIC SHE SHOULD WIN BEST ACTRESS
715 is so EXTRA and pathetic in the movie. No one
loves him and ZhouXun happily let him die too.
I met up with Budi too before he went back to Batam.
IF YOU'RE READING THIS BUBO, S.H.E NEW ALBUM NOT VERY NICE LEH!!!
I only like 'Yan Hai Gong Lu De Chu Kou' and 'Tian Liang Le'.
OKAY SEEYALL BYEBYEBYE
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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